“I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK!” they’ll croon. And hug you. You nod and smile, because that’s what you do. Who are these people? Why are they so glad?
“Was it amazing?” they’ll ask. Yeah, you say. Yes. They’ll nod vigorously, light filling their eyes. They’ll wait for you to carry on. This hummus is excellent, you announce, after some time. They’ll agree. They have to, it’s good hummus.Read More